January 12th, 2010 by Hairy Jerry
The Fix
There recently was an article in the St. Petersburg FL Times.. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on: “How Would You Fix the Economy?”
I think this guy nailed it! _____
Dear Mr. President,
Please find below my suggestion for fixing
America ’s economy.
Instead of giving Billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You can call it the “Patriotic Retirement Plan“:
There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings – Unemployment fixed.
2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered – Auto Industry fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.
It can’t get any easier than that!!
P.S.. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress pay their taxes…
Mr. President, while you’re at it, make Congress retire on Social Security and Medicare. I’ll bet both programs would be fixed pronto!
December 9th, 2009 by Hairy Jerry
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November 11th, 2009 by Hairy Jerry
Thank you to all the men and women who have served and continue to serve in the defense and interest of our great country. Without your service and sacrifice, and the steadfast support of your families and friends, our way of life would not be possible.
August 13th, 2009 by Hairy Jerry
This little squirrel is popping up all over…
Mrs Brandts said: “We had our camera set up on some rocks and were getting ready to take the picture when this curious little ground squirrel appeared, became intrigued with the sound of the focusing camera and popped right into our shot.”
July 29th, 2009 by Hairy Jerry
July 24th, 2009 by Hairy Jerry
We are happy to announce that Beer Belly Butterâ„¢ is now shipping to customers! Order your big quarter-pounder jar (or three for free shipping) now and you’ll have it in your grubby hands in a few days.
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Beer Belly Butter™ is a organic top-quality 100% natural product, made from shea nuts in West Africa. Our butter is completely unrefined - the way it should be – with no added chemicals or perfumes.
It’s a fairly-traded product grown organically in rural Ghana, Africa – sales of our butter directly benefit the women of the Suhuyini Women’s Cooperative supporting local people.
You can feel good that you are buying a high-quality fairly traded organic product that happens to be very unique and funny. It makes a great gift for the guys you know. Give ‘em a hard time, and make them laugh out loud. Â
Butter Up!
July 23rd, 2009 by Hairy Jerry
What is it about cats getting baths that is so damn funny?
Is it that their are finally stripped of their regal fur coats, like an emperor with no clothes, skin and bones and nearly naked. Is it just their incredible confusion at the whole process of being snatched up by the people who feed them to be dunked, squirted, shampooed, and dried with a towel?
Am I just a twisted bastard who remembers all the trouble my ex-gf’s cats have been in my earlier life. Like the one we took to the emergency vet to find out it wasn’t hit by a car, it had just been anally violated by an alley cat with poor aim, and was so pissed off that she shredded my arms trying to “rescue” her out of that bush. Or the other vengeful one who always managed to cough up hairballs on my pillow. Or that other useless princess of a cat who sat around all day thinking up novel ways to shed more hair onto and into everything I owned.
On the plus side, there was that one that liked to eat tinsel off the Christmas tree, and I got to watch my then-brand-new gf and her Mom chase around after him trying to pull a piece of tinsel out his ass without me noticing. That was a good cat.
Anyway – more pictures of cats getting baths here.
July 23rd, 2009 by Hairy Jerry
Short GI Joe promo… then, wait for it…
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His buddy does a nice job keeping the camera steady while laughing.
July 22nd, 2009 by Hairy Jerry
Today I bring you Genevieve Chapell - one of the most recognized women in motorsports, show host extraordinaire. Once a sexy St. Pauli’s Girl in Huntington Beach. Vroom, Vroom!
When Chappell was 21 years of age she was approached by a representative for the St. Pauli Girl Brewery and asked to be the official St. Pauli Girl for Oktoberfest in Huntington Beach.[2] There at the event she caught the eyes of other marketing representatives and began working as an official spokesmodel and poster girl for Budweiser USA. She also represented many automotive and motorsports companies as a narrator/spokesmodel[3] at numerous trade shows and conventions around the United States and Canada. This lead to bookings as a live emcee, narrator, and presenter with a variety of companies including Sony, Microsoft, SEMI Conductors, Quibca USA, IBM, and Hilton Hotels.
From Chickipedia
